The hand off.
I am kind of posting this 2-3 days late due to just being plain lazy.
No excuses. :P
The Hand Off
I might have to do this in two blog posts because the blog only allows for a something like ten thousand words and 1.5 megabytes for pics.
This story actually begins last night (Wednesday) when I went to drop off some dodecs at DB’s . When I arrived we had a cool conversation about a few topics. Pretty soon the conversation steered towards how we were each low on certain arts and crafts supplies. So we decided to meet the next day (today) to head over to a local place that had what he needed and what I needed.
The next day we met up and headed over the craft store. After being originally directed to the wrong aisle that had what I wanted I got a second set of directions and found what I was after. After that we hit another shop, then decided to grab a coffee at starbucks. By the time we hit the second shop I had to go to the bathroom pretty bad, and by the time we hit starbucks I had to go pretty worse.
So I am going to describe theis star bucks set up to better give a visual picture. After that I am going to go into strictly observation,.
The starbucks entrance to include the wall was mostly glass with the typical layout that is attached that chain of stores. To the right of the entrance, along that same glass wall that is part of the entrance was a semi-narrow hallway with little tables that could seat two people per table. There were only two other things in this hallway. The first thing was a door that led to the bathroom. The second thing was a girl sitting by herself at one of the tables in the hallway. The hallway, tables, the girl, the bathroom door were all actually the second thing I noticed when we entered.
The very first thing I noticed was the blonde and her stilleto high heel assisted tallness, ordering ahead of us. Immediately afterward to be reminded by my own body, as to why I was doing the “potty dance” in star bucks.
I asked DB to order for me since I had to use the bathroom, then saddled sideways to the right a few feet so I wouldn’t blocks the entrance, at which point DB asked what I wanted him to order. So I walked up to the counter with him to show him on the menu, while the blonde, who heard what I said to DB, meandered over to the shelves by the hallway entrance. It took me all of ten seconds to show him then hit the bathroom.
So from here on out I am going to into observation mode.
Observed: Blonde lady now standing at bathrrom entrance ahead of me.
Observed: Myself think “wow what a rude piece of work” she is, and promptly reassert myself back at a few feet right of store entrance, so as to keep people from thinking about me as “wow what a rude piece of work” for blocking the entrance.
Observed: Myself watch the blonde at the door and the girl at the table for about 2 minutes, then turn my head for ten to fifteen seconds to scan the store to the left side of the entrance, then turn back to look down the hallway, after hearing bathroom door lock unclick.
Observed: Guy comes out blonde goes in, I saddle to the right a couple more feet towards the hallway, just in case anyone else was under the illusion that they were next to use the facility. Positioning myself close enough to the hallway where no one could go by without literally bumping into or brushing past me.
Observed: Myself looking back left, with the entrance to the store to my left, and scanning back to the hallway a mere ten seconds later, to see some new guy who did not pass by me, standing at the bathroom door.
Observed: All kinds of stuff going through my head. Like “WTF?!?!?!” “how the hell?” “ninja?” “line cutter!!!” “Two freaking line cutters in a row!!”
Observed: myself look at DB who also was watching this go down and who also had the same “WTF mister ninja?” look on his face as I had on mine.
Observed: Two minutes later blonde line cutter comes out, ninja guy line cutter goes in.
Observed myself walk down that hallway and park my ass right at the door, then face back down the hallway to take on all comers who thought they were getting in next, due to my discomfort turning to pain by that time.
Observed: DB walking over to hand me my coffee and say he would be outside.
Observed: A female child voice coming faintly from the other side of the bathroom door, and me tilting my head to the left and right to make sure I was indeed hearing it from the direction I thought I was.
Observed: at the same time DB sit himself at the outdoor table that was directly on the other side of the glass where I was standing, so that he could see both myself and said door, and DB looking at me like I am crazy, as he saw me tilting my head all over as he sat down.
Observed: more little girl noises, and myself thinking is that ninja line cutter practicing cartoon voices, or displaying a split personality.
Observed: five minutes after the blonde came out, and he went in, both ninja line cutter guy and a three to four year old girl come out together.
Observed: DB’s expression being the same as my own expression, as the guy and the little girl came out of the bathroom.
<personal bathroom observations omitted> ahhhhhhhhh cool-aid smile
End of observation mode:
So after finally getting some much needed relief I hurry outside so we could both ask the question.
“Where did the little girl come from?”
We were in starbucks about 10 minutes total. During which no child passed by me, or even near me.
DB said something to the effect of “we just witnessed a hand off”. Then we compared notes to see if we both observed the same thing. After coming to the conclusion we both saw the same thing, I posed the question as to how the magic trick was done.
In my mind I was turning over three people not four. DB explained it with a fourth person in the answer.
The guy who was in before blonde line cutter went in, was in there with ninja line cutter and little girl. - Blonde heard me say I needed to go to the bathroom, and jumped ahead.- Guy comes out blonde goes in, little girl and ninja are still in.- Ninja slips back out and pretends to be next in line, blonde and little girl still inside bathroom.- Blonde comes out, ninja goes back in, little girl still in. Then ninja and little girl come out.
So that sat just perfectly in my mind since I had front row seats.
DB said they were network, and after watching something straight out of a bad spy movie I have to agree.
The other thing we agreed on was that no one else in the coffee shop even noticed what was happening.
As for me I am pretty sure this was an object lesson for me to retrospectively review…a lot…over the next few days.
Basically, what mark is saying is that, there was originally two men and a little girl in the bathroom. Then man #1 left. Then a woman entered. Man #2 left, but stood by the door. Woman left, as man #2 re-entered. Then man #2 and child left. All parties never speak to each other, all leave in different directions. Then woman returns to starbucks, with a laptop and sends some emails. Then leaves.
The question is. What were two men and a woman doing with a child in starbucks who never speak to each other, leave in different directions, and all that? BTW, the starbucks in question is next to a Kindercare, a known CIA mind-control front.
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DB asked me to add this to clarify my story.
add this to clarify
Basically, what mark is saying is that, there was originally two men and a little girl in the bathroom. Then man #1 left. Then a woman entered. Man #2 left, but stood by the door. Woman left, as man #2 re-entered. Then man #2 and child left. All parties never speak to each other, all leave in different directions. Then woman returns to starbucks, with a laptop and sends some emails. Then leaves.
The question is. What were two men and a woman doing with a child in starbucks who never speak to each other, leave in different directions, and all that? BTW, the starbucks in question is next to a Kindercare, a known CIA mind-control front.
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